Thursday, January 24, 2008

You might have OCD if....

OCD! Obession Compulsive Disorder is not a joke. It is a very serious issue that many of us, perfectly normal people have. There are several ways to find out if you have OCD!

You might have OCD if...

  1. You must have a clean room before you go to bed at night.
  2. Have a order in which you take your shower.
  3. Don't like your food to touch.
  4. You eat each food one thing at a time.
  5. YOU LOVE PLANNERS
  6. You like organized plans.
  7. You get frustrated about not knowing the future.
  8. Hate your car being unvacummed.
  9. Leave work to change accessories you were wearing because they gave you a black shirt to wear. (Or just think about it all day!)
  10. Can't stand the little blue man at the bottom of your phone telling you that you have an UNread voicemail.
  11. Your closest is color coded by season (aka sleeve length)
  12. You go back to check if you locked the door or turned off your curling iron.

However, some people just need help. Some people are just plain weird.

You might be weird if...

  1. You cannot leave a piece of trash in your car over night.
  2. You have to have someone shake your right hand after someone shook your left one.
  3. You must have all the tv's on the Christian radio station before you go to bed.
  4. When you leave your mom's room, she tells you how much to crack the door.
  5. You must touch the ENTIRE door handle of the refrigerator before opening it.
  6. You tie your shoes more than once.

As you can see there is a huge difference in the two lists. Only freaks have done any of list number two! I am sure you will understand these differences.

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Happytimes CONTINUED

  1. Seeing One single set of foot prints in the fresh snow.
  2. Hitting that note in a song that seems impossible
  3. Listening to a song that reminds you of a specific moment.
  4. Having someone tell you that you look nice on one of your not so good morning days
  5. The feeling you get after you have done so much that day, the feeling of accomplishment at night
  6. The feeling you get right as you sit down after you go jogging.
  7. The feeling you have after you have truly worshipped God or had an amazing quietime where God reveals your flaws to you!!! (funny but true)
  8. Knowing that for once...someone said something dumber than you did!
  9. Getting your car back after two weeks of notta!
  10. ....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The act of leading someone to Christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................

6 comments:

Jordan said...

soo number two and eight have never been experienced by you on the "happiness continued" list, huh?

TaylorW said...

on the Weird list: what do you mean by TV's and Christian radio ?


I think you could add this one to the OCD list: If you watch BOY MEETS WORLD with a passion...

:-0

JHobb$ said...

Frustrated on NOT knowing the future?? Fa real? You shoulda thought that one thro b4 ya typed it.

Anonymous said...

well it looks like your normal taylor. congrats.!

jordan...that is just so sad. i would never be so brutual to you. wait do i need to tell you that again so your balanced.

and i am so serious jeremy...it gets on my nerves.

Jordan said...

you jerk! you know what...i COULD write a blog about "ALBINO QUEEN" if i really wanted to...

o yeah...

i just went there...

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